i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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