How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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