what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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