He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Found the puke drawer
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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