Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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