She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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