Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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