It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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