...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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