it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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