do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
This is the high leading the old right now
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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