I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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