Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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