I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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