Non-Jews are for practice
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
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