Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Hippo gnu deer
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
