stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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