I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I just had sex on a roof
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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