I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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