your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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