I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
she smelled like a LAN party
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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