let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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