What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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