Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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