whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Couch. On fire.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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