I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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