i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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