Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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