I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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