I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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