SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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