Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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