and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
