just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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