You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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