do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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