You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
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I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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