This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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