ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
