Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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