they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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