You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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