Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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