Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm too high and old for this...
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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