so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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