I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
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