i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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