They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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