he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Randomize
