Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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