Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize