i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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