Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Randomize
