it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Farmville is her only friend.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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