Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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