bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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