i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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