Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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